I forgot to stand in line when they were dishing out patience. I have none. Zero. Zilch.
My nail polish often smudges cos I can’t keep my hands still for the ten minutes it takes to dry. I buy my biscuits, cos baking them just takes way too long. And I always look for spoilers to see if a show’s worth it or not. Why would you want to wait till the end to discover if it’s a load of crap?
But when it comes to mascara, or better mascara smudges, being patient pays off.